I was held hostage by murderous geese. That taught me a life lesson.

Canada is annoyingly beautiful in the fall.
Thinking about leaving the home today, buddy? Think again!
Source: YouGov. I wish I had the confidence of someone who thinks they can beat an Elephant in a fight.
I’ll name the Goose Brian.

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